Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

Written by:
Bunmi Laditan
Narrated by:
Bahni Turpin

Unabridged Audiobook

Release Date
June 2015
3 hours 24 minutes
Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a 'you better laugh so you don't cry' period.

Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that 'It's Not Your Fault.' Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and 'how not to die inside.' Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ('One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone.'), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ('I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering.'), and how to order pizza ('Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine.').

Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.
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Leanne Collings

Pretty disappointing book. I found it to be quite negative and condescending more than funny and enlightened.

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Not a helpful book. Very cynical and negative. Deleted after 20 minutes.

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Negative, not helpful or informative.

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Daniel Smith

Definitely relatable, thank you!!!

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Ben Mancini

Spot on!!!!! Literally pissing my pull ups! I like the the fact the reader has a smidge of been there done that attitude!

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