James Breakwell is a professional comedy writer and amateur father of four girls. His Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn has more than 640,000 followers who check in with him daily as he fails as a parent and as a human being. His comedy went viral in April 2016 when Buzzfeed featured his kid-centric jokes in an article that quickly drew more than two million views. His jokes have been featured by USA Today, US magazine, DailyMail.com, Metro.co.uk, Huffington Post, 9GAG, theCHIVE.com, CollegeHumor.com, various ABC and Fox TV news affiliates, and countless other TV, radio, and internet outlets.
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