Penelope Bloom's books include His Banana, Her Cherry, Baby for the Brute, and the Citrione Crime Family series.
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How'd I meet her? Well, a gentleman never brags. Thankfully, I'm no gentleman. First, I paid for her cherry (pie, but that's not the point). Next, I deflowered her. After that? I left my business card and walked out like I owned the place. Yeah, you coul... SEE MORE